Reasons I Don’t Listen to Wolfe.

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1) Don’t let a ho go unspanked.

2) Talking to girls is dangerous as you may be maced.

3) Vaginas taste like shit due to close proximity.

4) Beer pong is for babies, whiskey pong is for pussies. Everclear pong.

5) If you are worried about asbestos catching fire, mix it with fiberglass.

6) I get all these Asians confused, especially since they’re women.

7) (referring to McDonald’s): All of these fucking commercials end with black people smiling and pretending the world’s okay.

8) That’s how I know when I’m drunk, because I can tell when I’m drunk!

9) I might be drunk, but I am not drunk enough to mistake science